While looking up different dice, I stumbled upon something that said “nine-sided die” and was curious. I clicked the image only to find…

I need someone to weigh on this. What do you think of this? Would you use this abomination?
Is it funny or horrifying? Both? The world may never know.

Why was d6 afraid of d7?
Because d7 ate d9
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Exact measurements? Not penis related question. Unlike SOMEONE.
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Vaguely penis shized
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language
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Preorder link?
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Looks pretty good, I’ll be using this in my new game…
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Happy 8th birthday, sweet abomination.
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